I’m The Verge’s Senior Web Typist, ask me something whereas Nilay’s away!

Hiya from the lifeless week of the yr, when all sane individuals have logged off to spend time with their households. That is after I sometimes write a minimum of one deeply bizarre put up whereas I’m working over the vacation. One time I acquired left alone on New Yr’s Day and posted about cats all day and other people acquired very mad! Nobody let me run the positioning alone anymore after that.

I’m supposed to present you some inkling of what I’m prepared to speak about however even I don’t know what my beat is anymore. I’m by some means our enterprise reporter, our in-house media critic, our heavy steel knowledgeable, our long-running (and long-suffering) Elon Musk character dysfunction specialist, and moreover I additionally run a sideline of writing about popular culture, coverage, and authorized points, together with fraud trials. Typically I evaluate outdoorsy tech as an excuse to go backpacking for 2 weeks. Anyway, Verge subscribers can ask me something and the remainder of you’ll be able to fuck proper off.

I’ll start answering questions at 1PM ET.