As survivors of the zombie apocalypse trudge into your navy outpost, one after the other, they wearily undergo your examinations in Quarantine Zone: The Final Verify. Look at their eyes, their lungs, and their pores and skin for any indicators of the zombie virus—however do not forget to look deeper, too.
So much deeper.
And plenty of of them are. Typically it is one thing innocuous, like a bottle of beer—and boy, you have actually gotta love beer to hold a bottle of it up your dumper via a navy checkpoint. Normally, although, the contraband is one thing extra harmful like a baggie of narcotics or a weapon. That is a no-no.
A hotfix was utilized as we speak and now these objects, whereas nonetheless fairly laborious to seek out, are not less than seen below the scanner. And you would be stunned what you discover in these wily survivors’ our bodies. One dude tried smuggling a hand grenade into the bottom. Up his butt. That is concerning the diciest transfer I might ever heard of, till a woman got here in a couple of minutes later with a zombie bone caught up her butt.
Sure, survivors will attempt to smuggle in zombie components, presumably to promote them on the black market, and I’ve discovered loads in individuals’s backpacks. It is actual dedication to keister an infectious zombie bone, however this woman tried it. Gotta tip the cap for the pure gumption.
