Valheim participant retains constructing Greenback Generals regardless of good friend begging them to cease: 'I don’t wish to play Valheim with Greg anymore'
You do not want PvP enabled to wage a battle towards your folks on the fields of Valheim. You simply want the correct mindset and the eyes to see what each Valheim server lacks, however desperately wants.
X consumer Greg The Sorcerer is not a menace: they seem to be a visionary, an architect deeply devoted to the bit. And that bit is constructing Greenback Generals the place no one needed them and refusing to apologize for it.
Pissing off my pals in valheim by constructing greenback generals pic.twitter.com/zjAZNPdauhJanuary 11, 2026
“OK that is simply absurd,” Girl Mage, one other sufferer of the Greenback Basic Bandit stated across the similar time with their very own screenshot of the constructing.
A number of hours handed earlier than Paladin Posting returned with a brand new Greenback Basic in a special location, yet one more present from their buddy Greg. “THERE’S ANOTHER FUCKING DOLLAR GENERAL.”
If solely that they had seen what Greg had posted only a few hours earlier than. “This appears like the proper spot for an additional Greenback Basic,” Greg wrote of a stretch of grassland untouched by the majesty of a reduction retailer the place you’ll be able to pile objects right into a purchasing cart for lower than $30. Minutes later Greg labored their magic, and even hooked up a spacious parking zone out entrance: “That is a lot better.”
“I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY VALHEIM WITH GREG ANYMORE,” Paladin Posting wrote whereas attaching a screenshot of a huge tears of pleasure emoji signal on their server—presumably constructed by Greg, reflecting the face they make whereas watching their pals undergo from the proliferation of twenty first century capitalism. Paladin Posting stated they destroyed the emoji in a reply, however they didn’t point out something about destroying Greg’s laptop.
I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY VALHEIM WITH GREG ANYMORE pic.twitter.com/vCdMhWJNICJanuary 12, 2026
I’ve to think about they now remorse this oversight, as a result of the following day Greg escalated issues by constructing a Waffle Home in the midst of a swamp, open for enterprise regardless of the circumstances (which is true to life, contemplating Waffle Home hardly ever closes even for hurricanes).
“The inhabitants of this place could also be lengthy lifeless however the Waffle Home nonetheless stands sturdy,” Greg wrote.
“HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? WHAT THE FUCK IS A WAFFLE HOUSE?” Paladin Posting cried as soon as they discovered it. At first look the place appears utterly empty, however a follow-up publish exhibits that Greg did make use of a single skeleton (additionally true to life). Nonetheless, skeletons can’t take orders, nor do they know what waffles are, which might be why Paladin Posting described the service there as “shit” (as soon as once more, Waffle Home patrons will discover this chillingly correct).
Greg hasn’t posted because the Waffle Home incident, however I do imagine they may strike once more. Till somebody bans them from the server, their hijinks will proceed. And so they may even worsen. So far as I can inform, Valheim has no Spirit Halloweens, and there is just one participant with the braveness to alter that.